Let's all give a round of applause to Miss Lady!
Anyway. Scary stories. :D Since the thread on Gaia's come back to life... http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/ewww-thats-just-creepy-share-some-stories-bishes/t.20828029_1/
A young couple went to a Chinese resturant with their dog. They didn't want it to be a pain so they called a waitress over " We need to eat" the woman said " we don't want the dog to be annoying"
"Eat? Eat?" said the Chinese woman
"Yes we need to eat" said the man
"Okay" Said the waitress and she took the dog.
A little later the couple ordered their food. The waitress recomended the special so they ordered whatever it was. They started eating: it was a tender meat the was quite enjoyable. It wasn't any poultry, but it tasted like it. The couple asked for the bill ad when the waitress came out, the dog's collar was with the bill.
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This one is just funny.
Have you ever heard of Portentious dreams? It means you dream of the future.
A boy once had these dreams, a crow came to him in perhaps a nightmare and said
"Your aunt's gonna die."
It didn't say how, but gave only those words. The boy awoke in terror and ran to his parents' room, telling them of his vision. Natuarally, they told him his dream was just that and to go back to bed.
The next day, the parents recieved a phone call, the aunt was dead.
A few days later the crow returned and said
"Your daddy's gonna die."
It didn't say how, but gave only those words. The boy told his parents and the father turned pale. the next day, he was very nervous, eyes darting around the room, waiting for something to get him. He tried leaving, perhaps hiding from this unknown horror by driving around town for a few hours. When he got home, he looked terrible, eyes bloodshot, hair falling out, skin dead pale, and said to his wife
"I just had the worst day of my life."
The wife turned to him and said
"You think YOU had a bad day? the milkman dropped dead on the porch this morning!"
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There was once a haunted hotel, it had one room, room 13987, that was supposedly haunted by a malicious demon that treatened to eat people right after getting them. On a cold stormy night, a man checked into the hotel only to learn that the only room left was 13987. The clerk told him that none have ever stayed in that room and checked back out, but the man wasn't afraid of ghosts. He was sitting in bed that night when he heard
"I'm gonna getcha, then I'm gonna eatcha!
I'm gonna getcha, then I'm gonna eatcha!"
In fear, the man leaped out the window, to his death.
a few days later, another man checked in, same scenario, only 13987 was open.
The next victim was laying awake, watching seinfield when he heard
"I'm gonna getcha, then I'm gonna eatcha!
I'm gonna getcha, then I'm gonna eatcha!"
The man jumped through the hole where the window used to be.
A week later, another man came to the hotel, bright sunny day, half the hotel open, and wanted to see 13987. The clerk was shocked, but gave him the key.
Later that night, the man stood leaning against the closet when he heard
"I'm gonna getcha, then I'm gonna eatcha!
I'm gonna getcha, then I'm gonna eatcha!"
The sound was coming from inside the closet. the man slowly opened the door to find...
,,,A little twerp picking his nose.
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Not too long ago, in southern Japan, there were three girls, all in the ninth grade, and were staying the night at one of their houses, while her parents were away. They'd stayed up four hours later than they'd planned in order to watch some romantic comedy DVDs that they'd rented the day before. As the last movie ended, and they were about to turn in for the night, all of the lights and clocks in the house went out all at once, throwing the house into a sudden blackout. The youngest girl screamed, but was hushed and quieted by her friends. But when they looked out the window, and saw that all of the other houses in the neighborhood had their lights on, that calm they all shared slowly crept away.
As the girl who lived there was about to grab a flashlight to look outside, she shined it on the glass, illuminating the face of a creepy looking middle aged man. Seeing this, all three of the girls panicked, and froze in place, as the middle aged man opicked up a rock, and prepared to smash the window in with it.
Suddenly, the man dropped the rock, and clutched at his chest. He collapsed to the ground, and with his last ounce of strength, took out a marker and wrote something on the steps outside.
At this point, all three girls were too shocked to go outside and check on him. The phones were dead, so one of them took out her cell phone, and called the police.
Within an hour, two cops arrived at the scene. They confirmed that the suspect was dead, and that there were no other suspicious people lurking around. The only thing that puzzled them was the note. Translated to english, it said...
"I am Kira."
I don't get that one. Someone explain please?
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LOVE this one.
| | An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn’t certain of which direction to go, and he’d forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He’d sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: “Now your *third* wish. What will it be?”
“Third wish?” The man was baffled. “How can it be a third wish if I haven’t had a first and second wish?”
“You’ve had two wishes already,” the hag said, “but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That’s why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.” She cackled at the poor man. “So it is that you have one wish left.”
“All right,” he said, “I don’t believe this, but there’s no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am.”
“Funny,” said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. “That was your first wish.”
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When you are admitted to a hospital, they place on your wrist a white wristband with your name on it. But there are other different colored wristbands which symbolizes other things. The red wristbands are placed on dead people.
There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended. When the elevator door opened another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.
The doctor said “That was the woman I just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?”
The woman smiled and raised her arm “Something like this?”
--- I think that's enough for now. Sweet dreams, people.
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Damn... I don't think the picture will move...